Mannat mangi thi

Pathan "Mazaar" pe Bomb rakhty huye pakra gaya: Logon ne bohat mara aur pucha aisa kyon kya? Pathan ki kuch samajh main nahi aaya to bola: "Main Bomb rakhny ki Mannat mangi thi."

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