Sahab aapka kutta

naukar - sahab aapka kutta to admi jaisa dikhta hai.. kya khilate ho?
sahab - kamine ye kutta nahi h. mera beta h CA kar rha h. abhi exam chal rahe hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 545 views
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