Boy to Girl
Boy to Girl:Tumhari Umar kya h?
Girl:20 years
Boy: tum ne to 5 saal pehle bhi yahi batayi thi?
Girl: dekha ladkiyan zubaan ki kitni pakki hoti hain..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 896 views
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