Boy to Girl

Boy to Girl:Tumhari Umar kya h?
Girl:20 years

Boy: tum ne to 5 saal pehle bhi yahi batayi thi?

Girl: dekha ladkiyan zubaan ki kitni pakki hoti hain..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 665 views
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