Ek Student Ki Aakhri Khwaish

Ek student ki aakhri khwaish Mujhe jala dena ya dafna dena, maru to 1 ghoot beer pila dena, mein tajmahal nahi chahta dosto, meri kabrpar girls hostel bana dena!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 827 views
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