One Friday night, a policeman saw a car parked up at "makeout point." Shining his flashlight in the window, he saw a young man fidgeting in the front seat glancing at his watch and a young woman sitting in the back seat and reading a magazine.

"Excuse me, son" said the cop, "but how old are the two of you?"

"I'm eighteen, sir, and" (checking his watch another time) "in ten more minutes, she'll be eighteen too!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 973 views

student

Teacher:
“Al-Beruni” K Baap Ka Naam Batao.

Student Bahut Soch Kar Bola:
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Al-Andruni

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Agar tum mere pati hote

Girl: Agar tum mere pati hote to main tumhari coffee mein zeher mila deti!

Boy: Aur agar tum meri wife hoti to main vo coffee zarur pi leta.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ustaad: Mujhe water ka formula sunao

Ustaad: Mujhe water ka formula sunao.
Shagird: HIJKLMNO.
Ustaad: Kya? Yeh kya?
Shagird: Kul aap he nay to bataya thaa H to O water ka formula hota hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

sorry

Bus main aik baba ji ka paoun larki k paoun per agaya

Baba: sorry

Girl: get lost

Phir aik handsom larke ka paun usi larki k paun per a gaya

Boy: sorry

Girl with smile: its ok, no problem

Baba jalte hue: na kaki mari sorry de spelling galt si

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ant and Elephant

An ant and an elephant got married, despite the best advice of their friends.

After the first night of honeymoon, the elephant suffered a heart attack and died.

"It's so bad.," said the ant, "One night of emotions, and now I get to spend the rest of my life digging a grave."

by Sohaib Tariq (few years ago!)