Boy :tum mere lye kia kar sakti ho?
Girl:me dunia bhula dun gi teri chahat me.
Boy :to dunia ko rehne de facebook chor k dekha.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 740 views

Kanjoosi Ki Hadd To Isne Paar Kar Di

Ek Sheikh Ka Beta Apni Girl
Friend Ke Saath Ghoom Ke Ghar Aaya To Baap Ne
Puchha.
Baap: “Kitne Paise Kharch Kiye?”
Beta: “50 Rupaye”
Baap: “Itne Sare?”
Beta: “Abba, Us Ke Pass 50 Hi The“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Agar Pakistani Team Ko Match

Agar Pakistani Team Ko Match Jeetny K Liye 1 Run
Ki Zarurat Ho Jub K Un K Pas 5 Wickets Aur 5
Overs Hon Phr B Un Pe 1 Chez Ka Buht Pressure
Hota Hy,
Kya?
.
SOCHO,
.
Yehi K,
YA-ALLAH Agr Ye Match Jeet Gae To English Kon

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Gold Biscuit

Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit” Haq Se
maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Mera Kid Bohot Fast English Bolta Hai

First lady: Mera kid bohot fast english bolta hai.

Second lady: Beta bolke dikha.

Funny Kid: english english english english english...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek jahaz mein teen aadmi safar ker rahey they

Ek jahaz mein teen aadmi safar ker rahey they. Ek amreeki, ek arbi or ek pakistani.

Amreeki ney jaib sey paisey nikaley or jahaz sey neechey gira ker kehney laga, “Hamarey mulk mein daulat ziada ho gyee hey”

Arbi ney sona phenk diya or bola, “hamarey mulk mein sona bohat ziada ho gaya hey”

Pakistani sochney laga key mein kia karon, phir us ney dono ko jahaz sey dhakka dey diya or ooper sey cheekha, “hamarey mulk mein aadmi bohat ziada ho gyey hein”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)