1 sardar ghar se nekla tu daikha ke samnay kailay ka chelka para howa tha
Sardar: O mere khudaya.. Aaj phir phisalna parega

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 843 views

Double vaat!!!

Double vaat!!!
Mazak ki bhi koi haad hoti hai yaar mai ek ladki ke
saath date maar rahatha...Aur mera dost uske
samne aakar bola
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kal wali zayda achi thi ;)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Stop Giving Lectures Girls

Lady: Do you smoke?
Man: Yes
Lady: How many packs a day?
Man: 3 packs
Lady: How much per pack
Man: £10.00
Lady: And how long have you been
smoking?
Man: 15 years
Lady: So 1 pack cost £10.00 and you
have 3 packs a day which puts your
spending each month at £900. In
one year, it would be £10,800
correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: If in 1 year you spend
£10,800 not accounting for inflation,
the past 15 years puts your
spending at £162,000 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: Do you know that if you
hadn’t smoked, that money could
have been put in a step-up interest
savings account and after
accounting for compound interest
for the past 15 years, you could
have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you smoke?
Lady: No
Man: Where’s your fucking Ferrari
then?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

I sent them 2 her Dad….

Boy: My grlfrnd broke up wid me & snt me pics wid her new boyfrnd..

Frnd: Awwww dats Bad.,wht did u do dn?

Boy: I sent them 2 her Dad….

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Qabristan main chars

Charsi Qabristan Me Churs P Rha Tha.
Police: Kya Kr Rhe Ho ?
Chrsi: Abu K Lia Dua.
Police: Ye To Bache Ki Qabr Hy.
Chrsi: Abu Bachpan Me Hi Mrgye Thy.:-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Train

Teacher to Student: Art ki copy mai train banawo, mai 5 mint mai aarahi hon
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10 mint baad
Teacher: Train dikhawo
Students: Ap late hogayi, Train 5 mint pahle hi chali gayi

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)