Masjid Ke Bahar Chppal Rakhne Main

Masjid Ke Bahar Chppal Rakhne Main Aur Miss Call Dene Main Kiya Common Hai ? Socho
Nahin Pata ?
Dono Main Dar Lagta Hai
Koi Utha Na Le.:-)
Hehehehehe.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 623 views
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