Shadi Se Pahle Girlfirend
Shadi Se Pahle Girlfirend Apne Boyfriend Se Puchti Hai
Girlfriend: “Chaand Kaha Hai?”
Boyfriend: “Ek Upar Aur Ek Tum.”
Shadi Ke Baad Vo Hi Patni Jab Apne Pati Se Puchhti Hai.
Patni: “Chaand Kahan Hai?”
Pati: “Andhi Hai Kya? Wo Upar Kya Tera Baap Torch Leke Khada Hai?“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 964 views
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