Shadi Se Pahle Girlfirend

Shadi Se Pahle Girlfirend Apne Boyfriend Se Puchti Hai

Girlfriend: “Chaand Kaha Hai?”

Boyfriend: “Ek Upar Aur Ek Tum.”

Shadi Ke Baad Vo Hi Patni Jab Apne Pati Se Puchhti Hai.

Patni: “Chaand Kahan Hai?”

Pati: “Andhi Hai Kya? Wo Upar Kya Tera Baap Torch Leke Khada Hai?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 722 views
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