Gaandhi Ji Rock
GaaNdhi Ji Rock
Angrej: GaaNdhiji Kay 2ono Kaan cuut Doh
GaaNdhiji: Nahi Mein Anddha Hojaungah
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Angrej: Lekin Kaan Katne Se Andha kaise Hogye?
GNdhiji: Chasshmaa Kiyaaa Teraay Baaap Ke Kaaaan Pay Lagoonga?.
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