Sagi Bhan Ki Tarah Rakha Tha Usko
Santa: Meri Bivi Muje Chod Ke Chali Gayi
Banta:P Santa Tu Uska Khayal Nahi Rakha Hoga
Santa:Are Yaar Sagi Bhan Ki Tarah Rakha Tha Usko !!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 947 views
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Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi
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Boy 2 girl: Isliye itni der se soch raha hu ke mere
saamne Bhais kyun khadi h..:p:p
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Bevakuf…
Kaisa Machis Leke Aaya Hai
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Beta :
Kya Baat Karte Ho Papa
Sab Tili Test Karke Laya Hu
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Panja bana ra tha.
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Beta kiyun Ro Rahy Ho?
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Ek larki ne namaz parhi aur shadi kay liye dua mangne lagi to sharama geye kahne lagi
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Pata he kya hua
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USKI choti behan ki shadi ho gai.
M0RAL: Duaon mein funkaarian nahi kerni chhiyen.
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People Gather Around & Ask:
Sardar Ji Ki Hoya?
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Pathan: Yara Hum Udas He
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Admi:Kyun?
Pathan:Yara Uska Shave Bohat Chubhta He…
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Moti Moti Ankho wala Lambi Lambi Muncho wal, Mehloon Mein wo rehta tha, English wine Pita tha , Khata tha wo Sonf Spari
Name tha us Ka Asif Zardari.
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