Nepali ko chrag mila
Nepali ko chirag mila.
Jin nikla bola: 3 wish mango!
Np:
1.Ek Bara bangla
2.Ush men khoob daulatmnd aadmi
3.Ushka Chokidar humko bana do.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 535 views
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