Solid Reason To Hate The Serial C.I.D
Solid Reason To Hate The Serial C.I.D
Lady: “Rahul Mera Bhai Tha”
Daya: “Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?”
Lady: “Haan, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha”
Abhijeet: “Rahul Sach Mein Tumhara Bhai Tha?”
Lady: “Haan Sir, Wo Mera Bhai Tha”
ACP: “Oh My God, Iska Matlab, Tum Rahul Ki Bahan Ho“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 994 views
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