Banta calls FM radio: I'v found sm1 named Kamaljit's wallet wid Rs. 15K.
RJ: Sir! U wnt 2 retrn d wallet?

Banta: Ni pagal! I wnt 2 dedicate a sad song 2 him.;-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 836 views

Snta Tumhari Attendance Bohat

Teacher:
Snta Tumhari Attendance Bohat Kam He,
Tum Exam Me Nahi Baith Paaoge.

Bnta:
Koi Baat Nahi Mera Bhai Khade Khade Exam De Dega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Shocked answer

BRITISH: WHY U ALL MUSLIMS R IN DIFFRENT
COLOURS? LOOK V R ALL WHITE
DR ALLAMA IQBAL SAID: HORSES R IN DIFFERENT
COLOUR BUT ALL DONKEY R SAME.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

1. If I like it, it's mine.

1. If I like it, it's mine.

2. If its in my mouth, it's mine.

3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.

4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.

6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.

7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.

8. If I saw it first, it's mine.

9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

10. If its broken, it's yours.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

BMW mili

Santa: Mujhe shadi me BMW mili hy,
Banta: Par tumhare pas to koi car nhi,

Santa: Aby ghadhe BMW ka matlab hy, BOHAT MOTI WIFE.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine

Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.
Santa: Ye 3 mahine mein bacha kaise ho gaya?
Biwi: Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua?
Santa: 3 mahine baad.
Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye?
Santa: Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye!
time ka pata hi nahi laga? :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)