Memon:

Me aj Bus k peche Bhagta howa Ghar tak aagya or kiraye k 10 Rupe Bacha liye

pathan:

Tm bohat hi bewaquf ho Rakshy k Pechy Bhagte to 80 Rupe Bach jate.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 571 views

Govrment Ne Ellan kiya

Govrment Ne Ellan kiya k jiske 12 bachey Hon gy Unhy 1200,000 Diye Jain gy

Husband: Mari G/f K Pas Mera 2 Beta Hy usko bi Le aata Hun 12 ho jaein gy

... Ghar Aya To 6 Bache Nahi Thy, Pocha Kahan Hy?
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Wife: Tum akely ne Ellan Suna hai kiya ? ..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Great Fruit Cake Recipie

You'll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of baking soda, a teaspoon of salt, a cup of brown sugar, lemon juice, nuts, and a bottle of whisky.

Sample the whisky to check for quality.

Take a large bowl. Check the whisky again. To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again.

Make sure the whisky is still okay. Cry another tup. Turn off the mixer. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the whisky to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares? Check the whisky. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find.

Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window, check the whisky again and go to bed.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jumpin’ Funny

A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could jump high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence.
But he was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo.

The next day, a twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he got out.

When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, “How high do you think they’ll go?”

The kangaroo said, “About a thousand feet, unless somebody locks the gate at night!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Nanha Mehmaan Aan Wala Aey

Sardarni (Sharmatey Huey) :
Sardar G Saade Kaar Ek
Nanha Mehmaan Aan Wala Aey .. !

Sardar :
Le Feer Main Zarra Nass K
Botlaan Le Awaan ….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

paani

Paani mein Whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai.
Saala paani mein hi koi burai hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)