Teacher:what is common between allama iqbal, gandhi and quiad e azam?

Student:all are born on govt holidays.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 1061 views

I Coudn't!

2 girls meet:

me & my husband are no longer together...
why?

well, could you live with a person who smokes weed, drinks, has no job and always cusses?

no, of course I couldn't!

well he couldn't either!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A dying man's last wish

Wee Hughie was dying.

Tenderly, his wife Maggie knelt by his bedside and asked, "Anything I can get you, Hughie?"
"No" He replied.

"You must have a last wish, Hughie?" asked his wife.

Faintly, came the answer. . . "A wee bit of of that boiled ham over yonder would be nice"

"Ach, man... you can't have that" said Maggie, "You know it's for your funeral".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Technology Has Its Own Limitations

Technology Has Its Own Limitations
Google May B D Most Powerful Search Engine
But It Can’t Search N Locate
D Chappal I Lost At Masjid Last Friday!

Ki Faida

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

pathan in hotel

Ek phatan ko hotle me job mil gye, hotle malik ne us ki duty namak dani me namak bharne ki laga di.

Sham ko jb malik aaya to us ne deakha k phatan ne sirf ek namak dani namak se bhari hai.

Malik guse se bola: Hudd haraam ho tum.

Phatan: Kocchaa hm kya krta is ka soorakh hi boht chhota thaa.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

MobileDEAD Ho Gya Hai

1 Pathan Apna Mobile Qabristan Men Dfna Rha Tha.
Man: Ye Kya Kr Rhe Ho?
Pathan: Yaara Dukan Wale Ne Kha He K Mobile
DEAD Ho Gya Hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)