Trainin k doran 1 officer ne sipahi se pucha: Ye tumharay hath me kya he?

Rab Nawaz: Sir ye bandooq he.

Officer: Ye bandooq nhi tumhari izzat or shaan hai,
Tumhari maa hay maa.

Then officer to a pathan sipahi: Tumharay hath me ye kya he?
Pathan Sipahi: Sir ye Rab nawaz ki maa or hamari khala hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 565 views

Masterji: Active Se Passive Mein

Masterji: Active Se Passive Mein Convert Karo. Bache Jab Sunsan Jagah Pe Ghoomte Hai To Haadso Ko Janam Dete Hai

Naman: Sunsan Jagh Par Hue Hadse Hi Baccho Ko Janam Dete Hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dukandar Aurat Se

Dukandar ek aurat ko kapre dikha dikha k thak gaya
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akhir bola, mujhe afsos hai apko koi kapra pasand nahi aaya
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Aurat: Koi baat nahi mai to wese bhi sabzi lene aayi thi :P:P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pathan T.V per bomb rakh kar Pakistan a

Pathan T.V per bomb rakh kar Pakistan a match daikh raha tha. Bv: ye bomb kis liay rakha hy?
Pathan : agar aaj salay haray tu pori team ko bomb sy urra don ga
Geo Khan

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

A good advice

A good advice from a good friend!

I read in the newspaper that drinking beer causes liver cancer so please-stop reading newspapers...cheers......

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

MURGA: I love u jaan

MURGA: I love u jaan me
tumhare liye kuch b kr sakta hon.

MURGI: O really ?

MURGA: Haan ,

MURGI: Chal phir aaj anda tu de de meri
tabiyat theek ni,...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)