Santa to Bill Gates

Santa to Bill Gates: Tusi bade pagal ho!

Gates: Why?

Santa: Surname Gates rakha hai. Or business WINDOWS ka karde ho.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 649 views
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