gobi ka phool

Rose
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Tulip
Orchid
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Jasmin
Lilly
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,
Kyun K
Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.

by @irha@ (few years ago!) / 1024 views
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