I used facebook for a few days and got
addicted to it..

But I am studying since I was 4..
..
why the hell I am not getting addicted to it :P

by dracula (few years ago!) / 748 views

A man went to his lawyer

A man went to his lawyer and told him, "My neighbor owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?" "Do you have any proof he owes you the money?" asked the lawyer. "Nope," replied the man. "OK, then write him a letter asking him for the Rs5,000 he owed you," said the lawyer. "But it's only Rs 500," replied the man. "Precisely. That’s what he will reply and then you’ll have your proof!" -

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan in Railway Station

Train Station Py Ruki:
1 Admi Ny Sath Bethe Pathan Sy Pocha
Kon Sa Station Hy?
Pathan Ny Bahir Dekha Or Kuch Dair Bad Bola
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Lagta Hy Railway Station Hy.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pappu prays 4 2 hours daily

Pappu prays 4 2 hours daily
Hey Bhagwan meri lotery lagade!
After 1 hour bhagwan angrily appears & says
"ticket to lele bhikaari"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Biwi ne New Sim li

Biwi ne New Sim li or socha Shohar ko Surprise don,

Shohar Room mei betha tha wo kitchen mei gai or shohar ko Call ki:"Helo Drling"
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... .
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Shohar ne halki Awaz me jwab dia:
Tum baad me cal krna abi 'Dainn' kitchen me hy.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

a raha hai Pakistan

25th december se a raha hai Pakistan

Ghambir: Mera koi puuchay to bol dena abhee abhee kholi ke saath bahir nikla hai ….

phone ghar per hi bhuul gaya hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)