1 pathan ka mobile chori ho gaya.
Pathan bohat roya, rote rote hasne lga.
Kisi ne pocha hans kyu rhe ho.?
Pathan bola mobile to le gya pr charger to mere pas hy na..

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 808 views

2 Chiryo Ki Love Story:

2 Chiryo Ki Love Story:

1 Din Chira Bola: (zakhmi halat main... in recovery situation)

Mjhe Chor Kr Kbhi Tm Urh To Nhi Jaogi?

Chirya:

Urh Jaun Tu Pakar Lena

Chira:

Mai Tmhy Pakr Skta Hn Magr Phr Pa Nhi Skta

Chirya Ki Aankho Mai Aansu Agaye,Usny Apny Pankh Tor Dye

Or Boli:Ab Hm Hmesha Sath Rahngy

1 Din B0ht Zor Sy Tofan Aya,Chira Urhny Laga

Tbhi Chirya Boli:

Tm Urh Jao,Mai Nhi Urh Sakti.

Chira Apna Khyal Rkhna Kh Kr Urh Gaya

Jb Tofan Thama Or Chira Waps Aya Tu Usny Dekha K Chirya Mar Chuki Ti

Or Ek Daali Per Likha Tha

Kash Wo 1 Bar Tu Kehta K

Mai Tmhy Nhi Chor Skta To Shayd Mai Tofan Any Sy Pehly Nhi Marti.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kaampte kiun ho

Banta: Truck dekh kar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya
tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya
hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Boy kissed her girlfriend

Boy kissed her girlfriend while they are sitting in a public place

Girl: No dear that’s not the time for that all ll be after the marriage.
Boy: Don’t worry my sweet heart I am already married.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar. will you marry

Sardar: Will you marry , after i die .
Wife : No i will live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Sardar: No i will also live with your sister.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar in cafe

Srdar in Coffee shop wth wife.
Srdar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jau gi.
Wife:Fer ki hoe ga?

Srdar: Bywakof Rate List waikh

Hot coffee Rs.15

Cold coffee.45:-

by taimur (few years ago!)