Kanjoosi Ki Hadd To Isne Paar Kar Di
Ek Sheikh Ka Beta Apni Girl
Friend Ke Saath Ghoom Ke Ghar Aaya To Baap Ne
Puchha.
Baap: “Kitne Paise Kharch Kiye?”
Beta: “50 Rupaye”
Baap: “Itne Sare?”
Beta: “Abba, Us Ke Pass 50 Hi The“
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 616 views
Similar Jokes
MY
PRINCIPLE
OF
LIFE…
If someone throws a stone at you… throw a flower at him
BUT…
…
…
…
…
…
Make sure the flower is still in the pot . . . ;->
by nadeem (few years ago!)
Father: Beta paper mai 80 % marks lainy hain
Son: Don't worry dad, 100 % lunga
Father: Stupid ! mairy sath mazaq karta hai
Son: Dad pehly mazaq kis ne Shuro kia tha
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Wife Ne Pati Se Gale Lagkar Poocha, Main Kaisi Lag Rahi Hoon.
Husband Ne Jawab Diye, Tumne Bhagwan Shankar Ke Gale Main Saanp Dekha Hain Na, Waisi Lag Rahi Ho
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy to girl at a dance party: Kya tum mere sath dance karogi?
Girl: Main bachche ke saath dance nahi karti.
Boy: Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnant ho.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Captain: Nau jawano aage bado
Santa age nai bada
Captain:Tum age kyu nai bade?
Santa:Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado,Me 10 ve number pe
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions
Teacher:
If 1000 Kgs= Ton. Then
For 3000 Kgs =How Much?
Santa- Ton!Ton!Ton!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Pathan Aadmi Bahut Der Se Chand Ko Dekh Raha Tha.
Aur Thodi Der Baad Bola:
“Jalte Raho Beta, Jab Bijli Ka Bill Aayega Tab Pata Chalega.”
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.
The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?" "HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Height Of Tapana
Bacha Rikshay Walay Se:
Uncle Bahadurabad Jao Gay ?
Rikshay Wala:
Ji Haan !!
Bacha:
Phir Kab Aao Gay………??
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Beewi nai sarhi keliey zid ker rahee thee. Mian ney samjhaya, “Naik bakht, tumhari almari sarhion sey bhari pari hey, yoonhi khamkhwa paisey zaya kerney ka kia faida”
Biwi boli: Woh to sab ki sab mohalley walon ney dekh rakhee hein
Acha! Mian ney kaha, phir aisa kertey hein, mohalla badal letey hein
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)