santa:Drakht k upar ulta ltka hua tha\ /| |/(.”.)\banta:Abey drakht par Q latka hai?,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,santa:Sar dard ki goli khai thi, kahin pait me na chali jae...::))
Biwi apne shohar se: Tum tau kehtay thay k shadi k baad bhi mujhe bht pyaar karogay.........Shohar: Tau mujhe kia pata tha k tmhari shadi mujh se hi ho jayegi :D :D :DHAHAHAHA
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Ladka Tum mere sapno me khwabo me jazbato me rahti ho ladki bhaiya tumko kisi ne bewkoof banaya hai mai toh haryana mein rahti hoon.
Teacher to class: “Behind every successful man there is a woman.”What do we learn from it?1 Student: ” We should stop wasting time in studies and find that woman.;
Larki apni Dadi se: Main school nahijawongi. Rasty main larkay chairtyhain.DADI:Bahany mat banawo, mai bhiusi raste se roz bazar jata hon, Mujheto koi nahi chairta
;;YAD RAKHO TO DIL K QAREEB HAIN HAM ;;;SSSSS;;BOL JAHO TO FASLAY HAZAR HAIN;;
A jutt in Karachi went to bank for opening an account. he took one form and went to Islamabad.do u know why? Because in the form he read!"write in capital"
Titanic was sinking…Santa: How far is the earth from here?Banta: 1 kilometer.Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: in which direction..?Banta: Downwards !
A phatan joined Army & was given a Gun.Phatan: Sir, is ki naali apni taraf rakhun ya dushman ki taraf?Major: kisi bhi taraf rakh le faida mulk ka hi ho ga.
Sardar running after bus finaly catch it & Asks DriverYeh bus teri Maa lagti hai?Driver: N0Teri behain lagti hai?Driver: N0To Fair charn q Nai denta
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