santa:Drakht k upar ulta ltka hua tha\ /| |/(.”.)\banta:Abey drakht par Q latka hai?,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,santa:Sar dard ki goli khai thi, kahin pait me na chali jae...::))
Why does Waheeda Rehman never change her SARI in the movie Guide?B'coz Devanand says - 'O mere humrahi mera hath thame chalna, badle dunia SARI tum na badalna'..
Teacher to sardar :name five animals that live in water?Sardar:frog ,teacher and reamaining four .sardar:frog de maa pio phen tay praah.
Boy: Agr Moka Mila To Tum Mujhse Shaadi Karo Gi?Girl: Agr Moka Mil Gaya To Shaadi Karne Ki Kya Zarurat Hai?O teri kher Bachii HBO Dekhti Hai !!!!
2 sardar ji looking at egyptian mummy…Sardar 1 : Look so many bandages , pakka lorry accident case!!Sardar 2: Aaho, lorry number is also written… BC 1760
Apki Hansi Pe DIL Qurban-Apki Muskan Pe ZINDGAI Qurban-Or Agr AP KSMS Ana Band Hwe To-Ane wali'BAKRA Eid'Pe AP "QURBAN"
Sardar was asked to explain in English: "Dukh hamesha sath rehta hai magar khushi aati jati rehti hai."The Sardar :- My wife is with me but her sister comes and goes !!!
Corruption has spread to every corner in Pakistan.... . . . . . . .Even my computer says: "some files are corrupted." ;-)
RAAZ Ko Doctor Ne E.C.G Test Karwane Ka KahaLekin Wo Test Ka Naam Bhool GyaThori Dair Sochne Ke Baad-"Bhai Hamara CNG Kar Do"
At the scene of an accident a man was crying:O God! I have lost my hand , oh!Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
There are Famous mills in Pakistan1. Sugar Mill.2. Cotton Mill.And the most Famous is.3. Beta Tu zra Bahir Mill..
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