Sochte huwe bhi dar lagta hai.

If women could read minds,

every second man will get slapped. ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 908 views

Christmas Gift For Mom

The Santa Claus at the shopping mall was very surprised when a Emily, young lady aged about 20 years old walked up and sat on his lap. Now, we all know that Santa doesn't usually take requests from adults, but she smiled very nicely at him, so he asked her, 'What do you want for Christmas?'

'Something for my mother, please,' replied Emily sweetly.

'Something for your mother? Well, that's very loving and thoughtful of you,' smiled Santa. 'What do would you like me to bring her?'

Without turning a hair Emily answered quickly, 'A son-in-law.'

by Muhammad Sadeeq (few years ago!)

Do u accept

Judge: Do u accept tat u stole d money 4m this guy?
Theif: No my lord, he gav m himself.
J: When did he giv u?
T: When I showed him d knife

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan ko 1 Lawaris bandar Mila

Pathan ko 1 Lawaris bandar Mila.
Wo Ussay Police Station le gaya Inspector ne kaha Issay Zoo le jao

Agly roz Inspector ne Pathan ko Bandar

k saath Bus Stop per deekha.
Inspector:

Issy Zoo nahi le kar gy?
Pathan:

Kal gaye thy khob ghoome Bara Maza ayaaaj Minar-e-Pakistan ja rahy hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik dukaan mein daaku

Aik dukaan mein daaku Loot-maar ker raha tha

Daaku ne aik aadmi se poochha ke tum ne mujhe Loot-maar kerte dekha?
Aadmi: Haan

Daaku: Dhuzzzz
Maar diya..

Daaku doosre aadmi se:

Tum ne dekha?
Doosra aadmi: Nahi

Mene nahi dekha Lekin
MERI BIWI NE DEKHA HAI..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Why did the Grammer teacher slap

Why did the Grammer teacher slap Santa’s Son?
B’coz he asked: Why is BRA Singular, when it covers 2 items n PANTIES Plural when it Covers one item?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)