Lady doctor
Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic k bahar khade ho kar aurto(Lady) ko kyon ghurte ho? Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12".
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 830 views
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After becoming the CM of Bihar, Laalu ji decides to pose for a picture along with a herd of buffaloes with his elbows resting on the back of the cattle.
Next day the photo appears in
a newspaper with caption:
"Laalu ji, third from left".
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aurton se bhari bus ka accidnt ho gaya sab mar gain
Un sab k shohar 1 Haftay tak rote rahe
1 admi 2 haftay tak rota raha
Q k
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Jab boys vomit tab parents says kaminey kaha kha kar aaya tha,
Jab girls vomit tab parents says kaun tha woh kamine,
Moral of the story: jovi vomits boys are always kaminey.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher:Which is the oldest animal in the world?
Banta:"ZEBRA".
Teacher:Shocked,how?
Banta:Because it is still "Black and White"!!!
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Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay!!!
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After 15 years of marriage a wife asked her
husband to describe her.
He looked at her slowly and then said: “A-B-C-D-E-F-
G-H-I-J-K”.
“What does that mean?” she asked.
“Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous, and Hot”
he replied. She smiled happily and then asked, “What about I-
J-K?”
He replied, “I’m Just Kidding!” .. Men will be men
by A. Sami (few years ago!)
1st beggar: arey, tum kyu us cinema poster ko aise
gur rahe ho?
2nd beggar: main hee is cinema ka producer hoo
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek chor makaan mein ghussa. Tijori par likha hua tha "daaien button dabao." Jub uss ney woh button dabaya to siren baja aur woh pakra gaya. Adalat mein judge nei us sey poocha, tum apni safaai mein kuch kahna chahtey ho? Chor ney kaha, mein iss sey ziyada nahin kahna chahta key yeh dunya barri dhokey baaz hai.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
* Santa ( to his son ) : Itne km marks? do thappad marne chayiye.......!
Santa's son : Haan papa.. chalo...mene us master ka ghr dekha hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
you light an agarbattis if you are in the middle of the river?”
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1) Throw an agarbatti into the river. It make the boat lighter. Use it to light agarbatti
2) Throw an agarbatti in air and catch it. Catches win matches. Use these matches to light agarbatti
3) Take some river water, let it fall drop by drop. You know that “Tip-tip barsa pani, pani ne aag lagai.”. Use it to light the agarbatti.
by khalid hussain (few years ago!)