A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business.

"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

"So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!"

To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1176 views

Pathan

Race dekhte huwe pathan ne doosrey sey pucha:

“inaam kis ko mile ga?”

2nd “sab se aagey waley ko”

pathan “tou phir peechey waley kyun bhag rahey hain…

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

TEACHER to GOLU

TEACHER to GOLU:Tumhare Papa kya karte hai?

GOLU-Jo meri MUMMY kehti hai wo..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

flirt

Wife to husband:- Tum bahar jate ho toh hamesha darr laga rehta hai
Husband:- Don’t worry jaldi aajaunga.
Wife:- Tumhari issi baat ka toh darr laga rehta hai..

by haleema sadia (few years ago!)

Sardar told his servant

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

bagla

Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai,
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)