A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business.

"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

"So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!"

To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1027 views

Pathan

Sardar & Pathan were sitting outside a clinic.
Pathan was crying like anything.
So Sardar asked: Why are you crying?
Pathan replied: I came here for blood test
Sardar: So? Are you afraid?
Pathan: No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger
Hearing this Sardar started crying.
Pathan was astonished and asked Sardar: Why are you crying?
Sardar replied: I have come for my urine test

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan:
Hum 25 Behan Bhai hyn
.
Larki:
Kya Aap k Ghr Family Planning walay ni Aaye,?
.
Pathan:
Aaye thay,School Smajh k Wapis ChaLe Ge..

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

2 lakhs

Santa Invested 2 Lakhs
In A Business And Suffered Huge Losses
Do U Know What The Business Was?
He Opened A Saloon In Punjab!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Elaan-e-Aam

Elaan-e-Aam

Apni Zakaat, Khairaat, Sadqat,

Aur qurbani ki khaalen, WAPDA ko dijiye.

Is se aapki Aakhirat aur Dunya roshan ho jayegi.Fu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Zubeda apa k zarai totky

Agr sir pr baal na nikal rahy hon to sir pe Engro urea lagayen
jb urea zameen se kaddu nikal skta hai to kadu jesy sir se baal q nhi;-)

Zubeda apa k zarai totky

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)