A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business.

"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

"So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!"

To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1021 views

why do u luv a rose tht dies in a day,

Santa: Preeto,
why do u luv a rose tht dies in a day,
but
don't luv me who dies for u everyday
Preeto:Haye ve Santeya!
Haye main marja!!
Kutteya,enni angreji=D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sahi Jawab To Hona Hi Tha

Madam Ne Class Mein Ek Naye Aaye Bache Se Puchha

Madam: “Kaun Sa Parindaa Sab Se Tez Udta Hai?”
Ladka: “Hathi”

Madam Ko Ye Sun Kar Gussa Aa Gaya Aur Boli.

Madam: “Nalayak, Tera Baap Kya Karta Hai?”

Ladka Masumiyat Se: “Mumbai Ke Don Hai”

Madam: “Shaabash, Haathi Sahi Jawab Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan Ne 1 Ghar me Chor¡ K¡,

Pathan Ne 1 Ghar me Chor¡ K¡,

Sab Kch Lutne K Bad Jayenamaz B Utha L¡.

Malik Bola Ye Jaynamaz To Chor Jao

Pathan: Khocha Hm Tum Ko Kia Kafir Nazar Ata he.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ab Karachi se sirf 20 km door

Ab Karachi se sirf 20 km door…
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Saima Rediency
4 or 5 kamroon k luxury Apartment.
Stand by Generator or Kushada
Car parking….:-)

by A. Sami (few years ago!)

Looking Sad Today

Bolu: Pappu, Why are you looking sad today ? Pappu: My wife will not speak with me for a week…. Bolu: Are you mad, You should be happy for that… Pappu: Ya I was but today is the last day !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)