Dairy Milk Our Gulab Jamun

Dairy Milk Our Gulab Jamun Ka Muqabla Huva..
Dono Main Say Ziyada Sweet Kon Ha?
Case Court Main Gaya .
Dono Hi Haar Gaye..
Bahir Aa K Poochnay Lagay Yaar,
Ye ABC :* Kon Ha?
Jo Hmsay Bhi Ziyada Sweet Ha… :):)
Hmmmmm…
Yaar Pani Phenk Koi Jal Raha Ha!
.(‘.’).
<)’(>
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by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 578 views
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