Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank.
Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank.
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled
Red Wine,
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Happily they drank went away.
Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 598 views
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