School Me Master Ji Ne Chote Sardar Se Poocha:
Jis Me Koi Kami Nahi
Usko Kya Kehte Hen?”

Chota Sardar Bola : “Kami-Na”

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 794 views

A young Boy asked

A young Boy asked a rich old Man:

How He made his Money?

The old Man said:

Son! It was 1932,

The depth of the great Depression

I was down to my last Nickel..

I invested that in an Apple and spent the entire Day polishing it and at the End of the Day, I sold the Apple for 10 Cents.

The next Day, I invested those 10 Cents in 2 Apples.

I spent the entire Day polishing them and sold them for 20 Cents.

I Continued this for a Month,

By the End of which I had accumulated a Fortune Of $1.37,

Then my Wife's Father died and left $2 Millions!

Moral:

Hard Work is just Shit..Wow

Find a Chick whose Father is Rich.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Ek Pagal Khat Likh Raha Tha,

Ek Pagal Khat Likh Raha Tha,
Dr. ne Poucha Kis Ko Likh Rahe Ho ?

Pagal: Khud Ko.
Dr: Kya Likha Hai ?

Pagal: Mujhe Kya Pata !
Abhi Mujhe Mila Thorri Hai:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Police

The Sheriff Of A Small Town Was Also The

The Sheriff Of A Small Town Was Also The Towns Veterinarian. One Night The Phone Rang, And His Wife Answered. An Agitated Voice Inquired, "Is Your Husband There? " "Do You Require His Services As A Sheriff Or As A Vet? " The Wife Asked. "Both!" Was The Reply. "We Cant Get Our Dogs Mouth Open, And Theres A Burglar In It. "

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Man 2 Inspector

Man 2 Inspector: Sir zinadgi mein kabi haraam khaya ap nay?
Inspector: Bas aik dafa… ghar say khana aa gia tha wo khana para

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

ignorance and patience

Diff between Ignorance and Patience

When U see the Mirror and U dont Laugh at urself that is Ignorance.

&

When I look at U and I also dont laugh.... thats called Patience.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)