Teacher: DELHI May Kutubminaar Hai.. A Student Was Sleeping..

Teacher Wakes Him Up & Asks: "Wht Did I Say"? Student: "Delhi Mey Kutta Bimar Hai" :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 991 views

There is a man

There is a man in the park peeing in a fountain and a cop comes up to him and says, "Sir you need to zip that up. You aren't supposed to pee in a public fountain like that"

So the cop is leaving and the man zips up his pants but is laughing hysterically. finally the cop says "What are you laughing at?" and the man says "I zipped it up but I didnt stop!"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

nitrate?

Chemistry ki class mn sir ny 1 larki se pocha!

Wht is nitrate?

Larki shrma kar boli

Sir, Ap b Na Qasm se,

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by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

BOY Sir gandhiji ke sir per baal

BOY Sir gandhiji ke sir per baal kyun nahi the TEACHER inteligent aadmi ki nishani he BOY ha tabhi ladkiyo ke itne lambe bal hote hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Patient to the doctor

Patient to the doctor, 'Whenever i drink coffee, i have this sharp, excruciating pain.''Try to remember to remove the spoon from the cup before drinking,'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

ek baat hamesha yaad

ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna..duniya main kch mile na mile 2 cheez haq se leni chaiye...
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1.sam0se ke sath xtra chatni.
2.golgappe khane ke baad papdi.
:p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)