Teacher: DELHI May Kutubminaar Hai.. A Student Was Sleeping..

Teacher Wakes Him Up & Asks: "Wht Did I Say"? Student: "Delhi Mey Kutta Bimar Hai" :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 654 views

Gifts kia kia

Larkian aik dosre ko gift karti hain flower,perfume,necklese,
larkay ek dosry ko karte hain ye lo bachi ka number mera mat btana

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Agr Sub Trains Late Hon To

Pessenger :

Agr Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?

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Phatan :
Agr Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . .
;p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

kutta mar gaya

pathan proposed girl with romantic poetry:kutta mar gaya razai me,mai pagal hoon teri judai me.
gobar pay machar beth nahi sakta pathan teray bin reh nahi sakta.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Bechaare Ladke

Ladki par hath uthaye to zalim;
Ladki se pit jaye to namard.

Ladki ko kisi ke sath dekh kar... lade to jealous;
Chup rahe to begairat.

Ghar se bahar rahe to awara;
Ghar me rahe to nakara.

Bachcho ko dante to buzdil;
Na dante to laparwah.

Biwi ko naukri se roke to shak karne wala;
Na roke to biwi ki kamai khane wala.

Aakhir bechara ladka kare toh kya kare.... ??? Mard Ko Bhi Dard Hota Hai...

by WAQAR (few years ago!)

Sardar

Sardar ky duno kaan jal gaye thay

Doctor: Sardar Ji Apky kaan kaise jal gaye?
Sardar: O jee, mai kapray Estri ka raha tha, ke ki Call agayi, mai jaldi mai Phone ki Jagah Estri Kaan ko laga li
Doctor: Dosra kaan kaisy jal gia?
Sardar: Phir Ambulance ko bhi call karni thi na!

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)