Mamu And Girl
MAMU: Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL: Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1122 views
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