Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.

Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.

Patni:Fir?
Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.

Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa:Mera BETA..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 847 views
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