(In a party Pathan asked a girl

(In a party Pathan asked a girl" : "Aap "Dance"
karain gi"... ?
>>* (Larki khari ho kr) : "Haan"...
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To main ye kursi Lay Loon

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 545 views
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