Chor Ki Daadi Mein Tinka
Example Of Chor Ki Daadi Mein Tinka
Pappu Apni Wife Se – Suno ghar ka sara saman chupa do…. Mera ek dost aa raha hai….
Wife – Aisa kyun, Woh chura lenge kya….
Pappu - Arey nahi yaar pehchan lega…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 780 views
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