Right and wrong

A husband and wife were involved in a petty
argument, both of them unwilling to admit they
might be in error.
"I'll admit I'm wrong," the wife told her husband
in a conciliatory attempt, "if you'll admit I'm
right."
He agreed and, like a gentleman, insisted she go
first.
"I'm wrong," she said.
With a twinkle in his eye, he responded, "You're
right!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 591 views
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