Mujhe sunai nhi de rha
Santa- Tum Jo Bol Rahe Ho Mujhe Sunai Nahi De
Raha Hai.
thoda Sor se Bolo to awaz aaye
Banta- Main To Chewing Gum Chaba Raha Hu.
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