Some bdy texted me-
Oye joke bhej?
I replied-mein padhai kr rha hu !
After some time !
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Reply comes !
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Mast hai !
Or bhej !!!!
Hadd hai yarr..

by Tayyab Mughal (few years ago!) / 856 views

Santa Watches Less T.V -

While visiting Santa's house,

Banta noticed that he had replaced his usual TV with a Smaller Model.

Thinking that perhaps the Larger set has Broken Down.

Banta Asked why the Small one was There.

Santa: Oh, I have Decided to Watch less T.V. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

Doctor:Bache Ko Paani Dene Se Pehle Ubaal Dena Chahiye,

Sardar:Woh To Thek Hai Par Ubaalne Se Bacha Mar To Nhi Jaayega….

by nadeem (few years ago!)

Agar Cheel Beemar Hojaye to?

Teacher: Cheel ko English Main kya Kehte hain?

Pathan: Eagle.


Teacher: Agar Cheel Beemar Hojaye to?

Pathan: Illegal

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

5 Reasons

5 reasons why you are my friend….
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
No Reason Found!
I was just drunk

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Funny

1 pathan jahaz m 1 seet pr beth gaya aur wahan se uthne ka nam hi nhi le raha tha,logon ne bht minaten ki mgr wo na mana wo keh raha tha k khan ka zaban 1 hai hum apna faisla nhi badlega,to 1 shakhs aya aur usy kan m kuch kaha to faorn uthkr agli seet pr beth gya,log heran ho gay aur us shkhs se puch k tune usy kya kaha jo wo man gaya,
Admi ! Main kaha k khan ap kahan jaoge?to pathan ne kaha k dubai,to maine kaha k dubai ki seet agli h ye lahor ki seet

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)