Sardar Ji in Practical Exam

In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 670 views

tooth paste

1st girl says: Meri to her saans par ek larka merta hai! %-)
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2nd girl: Yaar tum acha wala tooth paste kyon nahi use karti.

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)

Mery dada ny 1857 ki

Sardar: Mery dada ny 1857 ki jang mein dushman ki taangain tak kat dee thien..

Dost: Gardnain kyn ni kati?

Sardar: Wo pehly he kati pari thi……..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Hmari dosti Tb Khtm hogi jb

Hmari dosti Tb Khtm hogi jb...


1 ghunga 1 behre ko call kar
k btyega ki 1 andhe ne dekha
ki 1 langda bhag rha tha Ghanze
k peeche Baal katne k liye......

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Math Problems

Young Larry stopped by the corner grocery store and read the following list to the clerk:

10 pounds sugar at $1.25 a pound

4 pounds coffee at $1.50 a pound

2 pounds butter at $1.10 a pound
2 bars soap at $.83 each

"How much does that come to?" asked Larry.

"Twenty-two dollars and thirty-six cents."

"If I gave you three ten dollar bills, how much change would I get?" said the boy.

"Seven dollars and sixty-four cents," stated the clerk who appeared to be irritated by all the questions.

Larry said, as he disappeared through the door, "I don't want to buy the items...that's our arithmetic lesson for tomorrow, and I needed some help with it."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Office chal rhe ho kya

Santa: Office Chal rahe ho kya?
Banta: tu chal main naha dho kar aaya
Santa: Kamaal hai, tu ab dhone jayega, main to
potty karnay jata hun tabhi dho leta hun

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)