OBAMA: Do you know Swimming?

OBAMA: Do you know Swimming?

LALU: No

OBAMA:Dog is better than you,it Swims.
... ...
LALU:Do you know Swimming?

OBAMA:Yes

LALU:Then,Whats the difference between you and Dog?

OBAMA shocks...LALU Rocks!!

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