SONU;
Tum Aaine Me Ankhen Band Karke
Kya Dekh Rahe Ho_?

MONU;
Mai Ye"Dekhna Chahta Hu Ki
> Mai Sote Hue"KaiSa Lagata_Hu_?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 792 views

Harpic Use Karne Ka

Colgate se daant saaf karne ka,

Pepsodent se majboot karne ka,

Babool se fresh karne ka..

Agar fir bhi safed nahi huye to..

Bindass HARPIC use karne ka..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Aunty Coke pee rahi thi,

Ek Aunty Coke pee rahi thi,
Tabhi usme ek Keeda gir gaya…

Aunty ne us keede ko bahar nikala,
to keeda bola: Maaaa

Aunty boli: Tune mujhe maa kyun kaha?

Keeda bola: Kyunki Main teri Koke (???) se Nikla hoon, Maa !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Maan vs beta joke

Maa:beta ye darwaze par gande hathun k nishan tumhare hain?
Beta:g nai ammi me to lat maar kar darwaza kholta hon.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Sehwag's Wife

Sehwag”s wife wants him to go to the market, but Sehwag is afraid to venture out in public.
He feels people will go after him for his dismal performance on the field with the willow.
So he does go to the market dressed as a woman.
There, a beautiful woman comes up to him and says, “Kya Sehwag, kaise ho?”

by Aamir Shehzad (few years ago!)

Larki (sharma k): Ye Pyar kya hota hai?

Larki (sharma k): Ye Pyar kya hota hai?
.
Larka: pyar ka rishta 2 insano main
wohi hota hai jo cement or rait k darmiyan pani ka hota hai
farz karo
larka=cement
Larki=rait
love=pani
ab agar cement or rait ko aapas main mila diya jaye to wo strong nahi honge
lekin
agar in main pani mix kar diya jaye to koi in ko juda nahi kar sakta
.
.
Larki (hans k): TU SHAKAL SE HI MAJDUR LAGTA HAI

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)