A Haryanvi's donkey

A Haryanvi's donkey went missing. Haryanvi was praying and thanking God.

A Sardar saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; Why are thanking God?"

Haryanvi: I am thanking God because I wasn't riding the donkey at that time when it went missing, otherwise I would also have been missing

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 753 views
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