Pathan
Pathan 2 Ghante say utility store
pr Cheeni Ki Line Men Phansa Raha.. . .
Jb Baari i To Dobara Peeche
Ja K Line Men Lg Gaya r Bola: . . . . . . . . .
“Ye Hukumat 50 Saal Aur Rahe,
Yaara DiL Khush Ho Gaya…!!!
. . . Jis Ko Samajh i Wo Fwd
Kren-Baqi Pathan K Aagay Kharray
Ho K Cheeni Lein kahin khatm na ho jae
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