Boy To Girl
Boy To Girl : Will you marry me . . .?
(Girl remains silent...)
Boy : Plz speak something, I m
dying. . . !
Girl : I m thinking. . .
Boy : Now this is not a good time to joke. .
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 932 views
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