aik ladka aik ladki se kehta hai

"lafz mere geet tere ghazal koi sunaoon kya?"

LaDki:

"haath mere gaal tere...kaan k neeche bajaoon kya?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 970 views

Kash me us waqt kha jata

Admi:jab meri shadi howi thi to mujhe bv itni pyari lagti thi k dil karta tha k kha jaun

dost:aur ab?

Admi:sochta hun, kha lia hota to acha tha.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Teacher class mein larkoon ko bata rahe they

Teacher class mein larkoon ko bata rahe they
Ensana mehnat kare tu jo chahe ban sakta hai

Aik larka bola: Magar mere abbo kehte hain ke Tum laakh koshish kar lo woh naheen ban sakte jo banna chahte ho

Teacher ne poocha? Tum kia banna chahte ho?

Larke ne jawab diya: ” Lady Doctor “……

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

A kindergarden teacher

A kindergarden teacher at age 30 was talking to
the children seated on the floor around her,
absentmindedly she removed her glasses to clean
them.
"Wow, Miss Collins!" one child exclaimed. "You look
really different without your glasses on !"
Another child piped up, "I bet she looks different
when she takes her teeth out, too!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sir: Ager tum 1jungle mein ho

Sir: Ager tum 1jungle mein ho or wahan sheir aa jaye to tum kya karo ge?

Boy: Main darakht per charhon ga

Sir: Ager wo sheir darkhat per b aa jaye to?

Boy: Main Pani mein kood jaun ga

Sir: Ager wo Pani mein b aa jaye to? . . .

Boy: Ustad G.. Sheir nal pen viyai hai jo odi side le rae o…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mai ghar chor kar ja rahi hun.

Biwi (shohar se): Mai ghar chor kar ja rahi hun.
Shohar(ghusse se): Jaan choro.
Biwi: Yeh aap ki Jaan kehne ki aadat bhi naa mujhe hamesha rok leti hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)