Wife 2 Husband
Wife 2 Husband : sunoji, aajkal ladka bahut paise uddane lagaa hai,
Jahan bhi chhupati hoo, dhoondh leta hai
Father: Saale ki book me rakh de, exam tak nai dhundh paayega !!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 760 views
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