Wife 2 Husband

Wife 2 Husband : sunoji, aajkal ladka bahut paise uddane lagaa hai,

Jahan bhi chhupati hoo, dhoondh leta hai

Father: Saale ki book me rakh de, exam tak nai dhundh paayega !!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 610 views
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A man came home late at night after a party.
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Monday passed and he didnt see her……
Tuesday and wednesday passed too…..
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A man who was very upset walked in to see his doctor.

“Doctor, you’ve got to help me!” he wailed.

“What seems to be the trouble?” asked the doctor.

“I keep having the same dream, night after night. There’s this door with a sign on it, and I push and push the door but I can’t get it open.”

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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aik molvi aik aurat se takra geya

Aik molvi aik aurat se takra geya,

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(In a party Pathan asked a girl" : "Aap "Dance" karain gi"... ?

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To main ye kursi Lay Loon .....

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Gayon mein aik shakhs ka inteqaal ho gia aik saheb tazyat kay liye in kay betay kay pas gaye aur poocha marhoom ko kia bimari thi.

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Woh saheb bolay: Waqai hamaray mohallay mein bhi teen char bachay isi bimari mein maray hain.

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Ek aadmi bada dukhi tha!

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In sahib ne kaha: “ lekin carrots to hamare kharghosh (rabbit) buhat raghbat se khate hain, yeh ajeeb ilaaj hai.”

Doctor: “kia aap ne apne rabbit ko ainak lagate dekha hai?

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