Teacher:
What Is The Difference
Between Orange & Apple?
Sardar:

The Colour Of Orange Is Orange
But The Colour Of Apple Is Not Apple:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 891 views

Teacher: Mai Kisi Pe

Teacher: Mai Kisi Pe 1 Nazar Daal K Bata Sakti Hon.

K Woh Mere Baray Mai Kya Soch Raha Hai.

Student: Mis Jab Aapko Pata Chalta Hoga.

To Barri Sharmindagi Hoti Hogi Na?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bhekari ki bhek ka tareeqa

Faqeer:2 rupee de do,
girl:sharam nai ati itne samart kubsurat nojawan hu k bhek mangte ho.
Faqeer:ok darling pher apna number de do.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

intelligent boy

Hahaha w0w :-P
intelligent b0y i must say :-D:-P

Whenever i see a beautiful girl's profile,

I click, open it..
And if her pics are open,
i check them all..

And if i find her attractive, i just drop a message,

" hey, your pics are open. Anyone can misuse them. take care"

She replies, " thanks"

Now, the conversation starts ;-)

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

English Class

English Class-

Kid: Me Sleep With Dad Last Night

Madam (Correcting): No Beta,
I Slept With Dad Last Night

Kid: Aap Mere Sone Ke Baad Aayi Hongi :D :p

G.nyt

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar ki soch to dheko

1 Truck dosry Truck ko rassi se baandh kar le jar aha tha
.
Yai daikh kar sardar hans kar lot pot hogia owr kahny laga:
1 rassi ko le jany ke lie 2, 2 truck

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)