athan ELFY Daal Gaye
PRoshni K Sheher Ko Tum Khud Hi Bachalo Doston
Najane Kon Isey Andheron Me Dhal Gaya
Mere Aasre Me To Bilkul Na Rehna
Mere To Khud Kaan Me Pathan ELFY Daal Gaye
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