Teacher : Tell Me One Example
Teacher : Tell Me One Example
Of Active Voice And Passive Voice
Santa :
Active voice)
bacche jab sunsaan jagahon par
jaate hai to haadse hote hai….
Passive voice)
sunsaan jagahon par hue haadso
se hi bacche hote hai …!! :D :p
Jisko Samza Like Karo
Baki English K Classes Lagao :D
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 536 views
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