ik wari me chota jia hunda C
Sardar: ik wari me chota jia hunda C
Me Minar-e-Pakistan to gir gia c.
2nd sardar: Fir mar gia c k bach gia c?
Sardar: Menu ki pata me te chota jiahunda C
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1054 views
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