1st night Dulhan ke
Dulhay: 1st night Dulhan ke aankh pr kiss keya or kaha
“Ankhin sakhsiat ke kitab hoti hain”
Dulhan: tum ko kitaboo main khoay ho or library main aag lagi hy.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 534 views
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